savior

Savior, sex, cigarettes and somber

Here’s the Savior!
He has come! He has arrived!

Savior? Who Savior and what are you expecting to be saved?
We’re- all four of us, thinking different things; I’m thinking of porn

Fondle me, FONDLE ME?

I like to be called Intellectual but I’m not

Sssh! There’s people here

Hey, they’re used to it

I’ve made good friends with a bunch of hairdressers who clean hair droppings that you leave behind

Enact the music going on in her mind

Songs in the mind when I get up in the morning?

Good news for the modern man

I believe in the total non-existence, in-existence, what the heck is the antonym to existence?

Someone left his VIP bag around…my Kleptomaniac-al instincts kick in

Being singular or being single? Plural-ur
Hip hip hurray

Charlie and Rumplestiltskin were friends

I’m leaving, Literally.
Literally, or illiterally, which of these could lead to illiteracy?

A golden ticket to roll up top tobacco

A graveyard of butts

He’s an objective steno blessed with selective filtering
Palak is good, it makes you an awesome cook

Have you lost weight? Are you sick of loosing the world? I’d rather they loose the question
I’ve worked so un-hard to remove that 1kg off me

Prerogative, purgatory, pubic hair, here we go with Ps this time
That last P reminds me of college boys’ chins!
That last word, Oh! Christ

Vodka dribbling down

I like handicaps

YOU have a borrowed social life?
Can I borrow it?

I went for that blind date and wished I was blind

Gulliver found it easier to put himself in other people’s shoes

I find it easier in the ring than life, for at least I know who is hitting me in my face

Advertising is a content job; everyone is happy doing it


Sometimes I look so hard I lose the view

Why do the chopsticks in my head never eat them?

If you were my tears, I would never cry for losing you

I feel like I am lucky practice ground for people, who dump me and move on to other relationships

How can someone charge me for changing the way I look? May be he should charge all the ones who have changed their perception about me….may be he should give me money…cus changing anything in me is purely my prerogative





p.s. i greatfully acknowledge the contribution of Deepak Srinivasan in compiling this.